The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Those of us who've been in thver. You'll be riding home on the bus and suddenly shout, "Oh my god! That’s why I wanted to have sex with my grandmot...

In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime. This ...

The Alchemy Bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it's important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, a...

Boldly displays the title of some the world's most famous banned books, from Galileo's Dialogo to Rushdie's Satanic Verses and 22 titles in between...

Bigfoot Notes help you communicate with other large, hairy, bipedal creatures who inhabit your world. Mark your territory! Warn campers! Terrorize ...

Whether you’re a night-owl or an early bird, you’re likely to be in the company of the world’s most fascinating creatures. UPG’s Birdwatching noteb...

If you're a fan of Bob Ross and you love The Joy of Painting--this is your bag. One one side: the 13 colors he used most (so you can load your pal...

Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the c...

"Do something every day that will make you happy." This mug is for loyal fans of Bob Ross. "Play. Have fun." When the mug is cold, the image of ...

Show your devotion to The Joy of Painting’s Bob Ross – the patron saint of Former Drill Sergeants, Rescue Animals, and Happy Accidents – with this ...

Forgetting details? Missing meetings? Losing things äóñ maybe totally losing it? Follow the inspiring example of Bob Ross. Calm down... WAY down. T...

We’ve started your packing list – what to keep, what to leave, how to plan. UPG’s Camping notebook is loaded with useful guides and charts you’ll n...

A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, and room for the many observations you'll make on your five-year mission. Ruled pages for all ...

Here’s a booklet filled with lots of lovely page markers (little Wonka bars and Golden Tickets), and sticky notes that feature Violet Beauregarde a...

The Cloudspotting notebook comes with several nice features to help get your head into the clouds: - guides to cloud and weather symbols (who knew...

Starry starry night.... Pour a hot beverage and 11 constellations emerge before your eyes. Comes in its own gift box. Holds 10 oz / 300mL. Disappe...

Don't just do your crossword OVER a cup of coffee, do it ON your cup of coffee! Each Crossword Puzzle mug comes complete with a pencil and clues t...

This festive Day of the Dead / Día de los Muerto transforming mug makes every beverage a celebration! Disappearing mugs are not dishwasher safe bu...

Dinosaurs once ruled the entire planet. (Now they only rule the House of Representatives.) Thanks to this clever Disappearing Dino Mug, you can wat...

You can do it, ladies! And for those times you think you can't, Empowermints has got your back. These deliciously strong peppermints are formulated...

In your quest for enlightenment, you've tried it all. Yoga, meditation, ashrams, gurus, herbal teas, acupuncture, fasting, hiking, chanting, and......

What do women want? Sticky notes! Each Feminotes booklet comes with over 100 die-cut sticky notes for all occasions.

A pack of sticky notes in the shapes of ointment and assorted bandages -- everything you need to remedy your writing: fix the wording, mend a sente...

When the mug is cold, flowers in silhouette bear a hint of color. Add steaming-hot water and our heat-transforming mug reveals 18 floral species. (...

Frida's quote appears in both English (I never painted my dreams, I only painted my own reality) and Spanish (Nunca pinté mis sueños, sólo pinté mi...

Great art reveals itself with our Great Nudes Mug. Add a hot beverage and everyone's clothing disappears, revealing (tasteful) masterpieces of the ...

Show your devotion to Secular Saint Harriet – patron of leaders, navigators, and the vigilant – with this colorful votive! Give this candle to your...

“It’s so important to do something every day that will make you happy.” Whenever you’re feeling Prussian Blue, pick yourself up! The Joy of Bathin...

This mug is for the true Cat Person in your life – especially if they are also a real Book Person. This calico-cat-colored mug features nine cat si...

Seven breeds of dog. Seven dog-loving quotes from famous authors. Come in from the wet and cold, shake off, and sit by the heater, absent-mindedly ...

Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan – whether you’re coming home or going out into the neighborhood – you’ll have more confiden...

And now for something completely sticky! This sticky note book features classic Python iconography. You’ll need them to remember what time you’re s...

Here are two gorgeous Moon portraits – the "magnificent desolation" of the Near Side and the mysterious terrain of Far Side. When the mug is cold, ...

An optimist is someone who thinks the Moon is half-full, whereas a pessimist... well, they would still think the Moon is half-full. Everyone’s insp...

We know a place where dreams are born and time is never planned... And now you can get there with this official Neverland Passport. It's actually ...

Getting to The Land of Oz used to be a complicated and dangerous process involving tornadoes, uprooted farmhouses and violent welcoming committees....