The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Frida's quote appears in both English (I never painted my dreams, I only painted my own reality) and Spanish (Nunca pinté mis sueños, sólo pinté mi...

Great art reveals itself with our Great Nudes Mug. Add a hot beverage and everyone's clothing disappears, revealing (tasteful) masterpieces of the ...

Show your devotion to Secular Saint Harriet – patron of leaders, navigators, and the vigilant – with this colorful votive! Give this candle to your...

“It’s so important to do something every day that will make you happy.” Whenever you’re feeling Prussian Blue, pick yourself up! The Joy of Bathin...

This mug is for the true Cat Person in your life – especially if they are also a real Book Person. This calico-cat-colored mug features nine cat si...

Seven breeds of dog. Seven dog-loving quotes from famous authors. Come in from the wet and cold, shake off, and sit by the heater, absent-mindedly ...

Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan – whether you’re coming home or going out into the neighborhood – you’ll have more confiden...

And now for something completely sticky! This sticky note book features classic Python iconography. You’ll need them to remember what time you’re s...

Here are two gorgeous Moon portraits – the "magnificent desolation" of the Near Side and the mysterious terrain of Far Side. When the mug is cold, ...

An optimist is someone who thinks the Moon is half-full, whereas a pessimist... well, they would still think the Moon is half-full. Everyone’s insp...

We know a place where dreams are born and time is never planned... And now you can get there with this official Neverland Passport. It's actually ...

Getting to The Land of Oz used to be a complicated and dangerous process involving tornadoes, uprooted farmhouses and violent welcoming committees....

If you went to a very muddy place and rolled and rolled - or you've got a lot of honey on your nice clean paws - you need Winnie-the-Pooh's Hunny S...

Phoo! Phoo! No ordinary comfit will do. Those who have a better natural taste will like Jane Austen’s Pride and Peppermints best. Take them along w...

Raptor After-Dinner Mints are a delightful little dinosaur pick-me-up with more impact than an asteroid. Packed in a tin to keep them terribly fres...

Tough job? Not a problem. Even when you knock off for the day, you'll be riveting when you lather up with Rosie soap. Work hard and come out smel...

Oyez, Oyez, Oyez All persons desiring breath that is Honorable are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for these mints are Supreme. ...

When the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe. Our Ruth Bader Ginsburg Transforming...

The Honorable Ruth Bader Ginsburg has joined the pantheon of UPG Secular Saints. This colorful votive celebrates the patron of deliberation, opera...

Show your devotion to Abraham Lincoln, the patron saint of reunions and rail splitters, with this colorful votive! This is the candle you need for ...

The fairest thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. He wh...

Whether you're a Bohemian, a cryptographer, or a detective, you'll want to show your devotion to St. Edgar with a colorful votive! This candle wil...

This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions! Place it in your studio for inspiratio...

Show your devotion to Frida Kahlo, the patron saint of monkeys, thwarted lovers, and unibrows, with this colorful votive! This candle will add colo...