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    I'll Fry Anything Oven Mitt

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    I also fry eye rolls and shitty attitudes. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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    I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Blush Magnolia Cream

    Blue Q

    Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Blush magnolia with vanilla & san...

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    I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Cotton Cream

    Blue Q

    Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Cotton flower with citrus & cedar.

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    I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Hibiscus Cream

    Blue Q

    Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Hibiscus with a little vanilla. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. 2 oz....

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    I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Jasmine Cream

    Blue Q

    Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Jasmine with orange peel & pear. ...

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    I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Lavender Cream

    Blue Q

    Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Lavender with a little lemon. 2 oz./6...

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    I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Peony Cream

    Blue Q

    Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Peony with a pop of geranium. 2 oz./6...

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    I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Sweet Pea Cream

    Blue Q

    Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Sweet pea, tea leaves and freesia. 2 ...

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    I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Vanilla Orchid Cream

    Blue Q

    Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells li...

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    I'm A Girl What's Your Superpower Pencil Case

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    A bag in which to carry all of your secret weapons, of which there are many. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h x 8.5"w

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    I'm A Golf Guy Dish Towel

    Blue Q

    Tee up! All square! Banana ball! Fly the green! (those are just a few of the golf terms I know.) Super- absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

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    I'm Dead, Now What?

    Peter Pauper Press

    Yes, it has a quirky cover design that will appeal to certain sensibilities, but the contents of this peace-of-mind planner are no-nonsense. Use i...

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    I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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    I'm Gonna A La Mode Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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    I'm Having an Out of Money Experience Coin Purse

    Blue Q

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    I'm Here Because I Eat Shopper

    Blue Q

    I hate grocery shopping, you hate grocery shopping, ugh, we allllll hatttteeee grocery shoppppinnnnnnggg. 95% post consumer recycled material. 15"h...

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    I'm Not Bossy Coin Purse

    Blue Q

    Sometimes people don't totally understand the distinction, but that's not your problem. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    I'm Not Buying It Zipper Bag

    Blue Q

    Lay off, OK!? I know what I'm doing here! 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x 9.5"w

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    I'm Single Mens Socks

    ModSock

    If people ask you why you're still single, show them these funny mismatched socks for men for the perfect response! Both socks share the same earth...

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    I've Decided On Cremation Toothbrush

    Blue Q

    Honestly, it's just nice to have such a big decision out of the way. Now I can focus on more pertinent questions... like, cake or ice cream? Soft b...

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    I've Got A Crush Apron

    Blue Q

    I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but I have a feeling your cooking likes me, too. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. E...

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    I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insu...

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    I've Got It Going On Coin Purse

    Blue Q

    Don't try to be coy. You know you've got it, so write it on a flag and wave that flag around! 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron

    Blue Q

    I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lon...

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