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Amuseables Horatio Pistachio comes from a fine family. He’ll tell you (politely!) that pistachios are technically seeds, not nuts, and that his lin...

Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records. He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest...

Amuseables Baguette is the official doorman at the prestigious Jellycat Patisserie, where only the finest pastries mingle. He greets every guest wi...

Amuseable Birthday Cake is snuggly-scrumptious, with tussly fur so beautifully baked. This party poppet wears a squashy hat of heavenly splodgy but...

Amuseables Broccoli is a soul sensation. With a crown of bouncy green florets and a serious glitterball obsession, he’s the reigning king of Saturd...

Some baguettes dream of Parisian cafés. Amuseables Caprese Baguette prefers a field at dawn, fitted with a tote bag and a keen eye. Car boot sales ...

Amuseables Carole Canelé is no ordinary pastry – she’s a crème-de-la-crème craftswoman. Having traded the kitchen for a studio bench, she now spend...

Oozing with charm, Amuseables Cheese Fondue loves hosting dinner parties, regaling guests with tales from his life as concierge of Switzerland’s mo...

While Amuseables Diamond Ring sparkles like a showstopper, her true passion lies in curation – specifically, running her beloved vintage boutique: ...

Amuseables Farfalle dreams of the catwalk. With scalloped edges, a neat little pinch at the waist, and a bow that never slips, he’s a natural fashi...

A regular on every runway, Amuseables Fleurette Tarte Aux Fraises is the crème de la crème of haute couture. A true Parisian, Fleurette spends a l...

Amuseables Letter to Santa is a true believer in Christmas miracles. She’s on a quest for them, in fact! Viewing the Northern Lights is her thing. ...

Amuseables Margaux Madeleine is a stone-skimming prodigy. From calm ponds to the Seine itself, she’s known for her flawless flick – and her effortl...

Amuseables Mirielle St. Honoré runs the most exclusive spin studio in Paris – and yes, the waiting list is longer than a metro queue at rush hour. ...

Often mistaken for twins, Amuseables Pair of Olives aren’t actually related – but are very much BFFs.  Their identical height, similar coloring a...

If you’re looking for a cheeky handful – you’ve just found it! Salute the great Amuseables Peanut who has won many hearts with his disarming smiles...

Dependable, reliable, and always smiling, Pebble’s the sort of pal who’s there whenever you need her. And even if she doesn’t say too much, she’ll ...

Running makes Amuseables Philippe Palmier feel so good, he takes every opportunity to hit the trail. Birthday cards aren't posted – they're hand-de...

Some say Amuseables Pickle is an acquired taste. He prefers the term cult classic. Zingy, freckled, bright-eyed and booted, he’s a natural in the s...

Amuseables Pink and White Marshmallows are devoted to the great outdoors. True, they’re not technically experts, but they do have matching boots, b...

Ever the worrier, Amuseables Pretzel has a tendency to tie herself up in knots. And while she loves her job as a legal secretary, the caseload can ...

Amuseables Raclette loves working with numbers. She can take your raw data, slice it and dice it and produce a glossy report (complete with pie cha...

A natural-born optimist, Amuseables Siofra Shamrock, can find the silver lining in any situation. Her glass isn’t half full; it’s positively overfl...

Amuseables Skull Planter is all about good vibes, green shoots, and taking things slow. Stick on a lo-fi playlist and he’ll chill in the corner all...