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    Secular Saint Candle Edgar Allan Poe

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    Whether you're a Bohemian, a cryptographer, or a detective, you'll want to show your devotion to St. Edgar with a colorful votive! This candle wil...

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    Secular Saint Candle John Lennon

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    Show your devotion to John Lennon, the patron saint of peace, chance, and missed reunions, with this colorful votive! Give this candle to your favo...

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    Secular Saint Candle Virginia Woolf

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    "Show your devotion to Virginia Woolf, the patron saint of lighthouses, Thursday evenings, and a room of one’s own, with this colorful votive! This...

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    Dinosaur Mug

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    Dinosaurs once ruled the entire planet. (Now they only rule the House of Representatives.) Thanks to this clever Disappearing Dino Mug, you can wat...

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    Literary Cat Mug

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    This mug is for the true Cat Person in your life – especially if they are also a real Book Person. This calico-cat-colored mug features nine cat si...

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    Constellation Mug

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    Starry starry night.... Pour a hot beverage and 11 constellations emerge before your eyes. Comes in its own gift box. Holds 10 oz / 300mL. Disappe...

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    Empowermints

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    You can do it, ladies! And for those times you think you can't, Empowermints has got your back. These deliciously strong peppermints are formulated...

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    Crossword Puzzle Mug

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    Don't just do your crossword OVER a cup of coffee, do it ON your cup of coffee! Each Crossword Puzzle mug comes complete with a pencil and clues t...

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    Van Gogh Mug

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    Did fellow painter Paul Gauguin cut off Vincent’s ear with a sword? We may never know. In any event, the DisappEARing Van Gogh Mug features a class...

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    Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mug

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    When the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe. Our Ruth Bader Ginsburg Transforming...

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    Bob Ross Secular Saint Candle

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    Show your devotion to The Joy of Painting’s Bob Ross – the patron saint of Former Drill Sergeants, Rescue Animals, and Happy Accidents – with this ...

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    Bob Ross Bag

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    If you're a fan of Bob Ross and you love The Joy of Painting--this is your bag. One one side: the 13 colors he used most (so you can load your pal...

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    Alchemy Bag

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    The Alchemy Bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it's important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, a...

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    Tarot Bag

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    UPG’s wondrous Tarot Bag is bedecked with images from the classic Rider Waite tarot deck. Whether you need a fascinating pouch to carry your own ca...

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    EnlightenMints

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    In your quest for enlightenment, you've tried it all. Yoga, meditation, ashrams, gurus, herbal teas, acupuncture, fasting, hiking, chanting, and......

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    Pride And Peppermints

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    Phoo! Phoo! No ordinary comfit will do. Those who have a better natural taste will like Jane Austen’s Pride and Peppermints best. Take them along w...

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    Rosie the Riveter Soap

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    Tough job? Not a problem. Even when you knock off for the day, you'll be riveting when you lather up with Rosie soap. Work hard and come out smel...

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    Joy Of Bathing

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    “It’s so important to do something every day that will make you happy.” Whenever you’re feeling Prussian Blue, pick yourself up! The Joy of Bathin...

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    Pooh's Hunny Soap

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    If you went to a very muddy place and rolled and rolled - or you've got a lot of honey on your nice clean paws - you need Winnie-the-Pooh's Hunny S...

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    Uranus Soap

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    Doesn't Uranus belong in your bathroom? Unscented. Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smar...

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    Raptor After Dinner Mints

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    Raptor After-Dinner Mints are a delightful little dinosaur pick-me-up with more impact than an asteroid. Packed in a tin to keep them terribly fres...

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    Banned Books Mug

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    Boldly displays the title of some the world's most famous banned books, from Galileo's Dialogo to Rushdie's Satanic Verses and 22 titles in between...

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    Star Trek Warp Mug

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    The Star Trek™ Warp Speed heat-transforming mug takes you from crusing altitude to deep space every time you add hot water. Sip a cold beverage an...

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    Great Nudes Mug

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    Great art reveals itself with our Great Nudes Mug. Add a hot beverage and everyone's clothing disappears, revealing (tasteful) masterpieces of the ...

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