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Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99Original price$12.99$12.99 - $12.99Current price $12.99Secular Saint Candle Edgar Allan Poe
The Unemployed Philosophers GuildWhether you're a Bohemian, a cryptographer, or a detective, you'll want to show your devotion to St. Edgar with a colorful votive! This candle wil...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildShow your devotion to John Lennon, the patron saint of peace, chance, and missed reunions, with this colorful votive! Give this candle to your favo...
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild"Show your devotion to Virginia Woolf, the patron saint of lighthouses, Thursday evenings, and a room of one’s own, with this colorful votive! This...
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Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99Original price$14.99$14.99 - $14.99Current price $14.99Dinosaur Mug
The Unemployed Philosophers GuildDinosaurs once ruled the entire planet. (Now they only rule the House of Representatives.) Thanks to this clever Disappearing Dino Mug, you can wat...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildThis mug is for the true Cat Person in your life – especially if they are also a real Book Person. This calico-cat-colored mug features nine cat si...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildStarry starry night.... Pour a hot beverage and 11 constellations emerge before your eyes. Comes in its own gift box. Holds 10 oz / 300mL. Disappe...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildYou can do it, ladies! And for those times you think you can't, Empowermints has got your back. These deliciously strong peppermints are formulated...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildDon't just do your crossword OVER a cup of coffee, do it ON your cup of coffee! Each Crossword Puzzle mug comes complete with a pencil and clues t...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildDid fellow painter Paul Gauguin cut off Vincent’s ear with a sword? We may never know. In any event, the DisappEARing Van Gogh Mug features a class...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildWhen the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe. Our Ruth Bader Ginsburg Transforming...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildShow your devotion to The Joy of Painting’s Bob Ross – the patron saint of Former Drill Sergeants, Rescue Animals, and Happy Accidents – with this ...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildIf you're a fan of Bob Ross and you love The Joy of Painting--this is your bag. One one side: the 13 colors he used most (so you can load your pal...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildThe Alchemy Bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it's important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, a...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildUPG’s wondrous Tarot Bag is bedecked with images from the classic Rider Waite tarot deck. Whether you need a fascinating pouch to carry your own ca...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildIn your quest for enlightenment, you've tried it all. Yoga, meditation, ashrams, gurus, herbal teas, acupuncture, fasting, hiking, chanting, and......
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildPhoo! Phoo! No ordinary comfit will do. Those who have a better natural taste will like Jane Austen’s Pride and Peppermints best. Take them along w...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildTough job? Not a problem. Even when you knock off for the day, you'll be riveting when you lather up with Rosie soap. Work hard and come out smel...
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild“It’s so important to do something every day that will make you happy.” Whenever you’re feeling Prussian Blue, pick yourself up! The Joy of Bathin...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildIf you went to a very muddy place and rolled and rolled - or you've got a lot of honey on your nice clean paws - you need Winnie-the-Pooh's Hunny S...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildDoesn't Uranus belong in your bathroom? Unscented. Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smar...
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Original price $4.49 - Original price $4.49Original price$4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49Raptor After Dinner Mints
The Unemployed Philosophers GuildRaptor After-Dinner Mints are a delightful little dinosaur pick-me-up with more impact than an asteroid. Packed in a tin to keep them terribly fres...
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Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99Original price$14.99$14.99 - $14.99Current price $14.99Banned Books Mug
The Unemployed Philosophers GuildBoldly displays the title of some the world's most famous banned books, from Galileo's Dialogo to Rushdie's Satanic Verses and 22 titles in between...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildThe Star Trek™ Warp Speed heat-transforming mug takes you from crusing altitude to deep space every time you add hot water. Sip a cold beverage an...
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The Unemployed Philosophers GuildGreat art reveals itself with our Great Nudes Mug. Add a hot beverage and everyone's clothing disappears, revealing (tasteful) masterpieces of the ...
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